Click to Give @ The Breast Cancer Site

http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2&link=ctg_bcs_home_from_ars_thankyou_sitenav
The Wizard would like to mention Mrs. Amy Mickelson , wife of Golfer Phil ....The lady has been diagnosed with BC....the link below should have the story....plus if you use this donation site , it will only cost you time and money if you wish to donate , it also has other charitable links , which you donate to by just link clicking or other ways of helping !!!!!

Everyone rooting for Phil and Amy

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ys-brlateralhazard052509&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

MLB.com: Community - TWOR&R Page

MLB.com: Community ? The Wizard has pages everywhere , this is my baseball one , not a blog !!!

You might be a Talban if....

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. Your children blow up , much too quickly these days!

12. Your not laughing , right now !!!!!

The Secret !

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

Tiger Woods - ASAHI WONDA Commercial 1998

Back in the poorer days...if there ever were !!!

Nola Cuisine » Blog Archive » Sazerac Cocktail Recipe

Nola Cuisine » Blog Archive » Sazerac Cocktail Recipe A Central Grocery Muffelatta lead me to this recipe, I commented this story on it ...The Wizard felt an injustice to a Cocktail's true taste was tainted by some Yankees ( I know I'm a NYC guy ! ) but I learned in New Orleans how to mak'em for my boss , Jim Monoghan(RIP) at Molly's at the Market - Irish Pub on Decatur St. , since he sold Molly's to a Waiter named Allan , who stole the money from Monoghan in the first place , to to make a down payment for Molly's , he had a few bill books made to look exactly like the bar's books and nobody but yours truly knew it , but by then no one really cared for some strange reason ....so also read this comment , I sent this blogger !
M comment:
I beg to differ on use of rye whiskeys being used over good southern bourbon in a Sazerac Cocktail , I tended bar in the French Quarter in the '70's , before that I was one of the first bartenders when Virginia legalized spirits by the glass in restaurants ....but my best learning experience came in Greenwich Village , NYC at then famous nightclubs "Your Father's Mustache" (later I worked at the NO club on Bourbon St.) and Trudy Heller's but the bartender experience started as a Cook at the Riviera Cafe ( still there today )Watching the guys at the Riv assert all the traits of what a good barman should be ; a dilettante , jack of all trades , entertainer and counselor...my biz card said those traits and was done by American Calligrapher Master , Mr.Ward Dunham , now of SF,Ca.A regular bartender only one nite a week at Enrico's on Broadway too, one of the great bars & restaurants in America owned by Enrico Venducci (RIP) (former owner of "tHe HuNgrY i ",where Bill Cosby & The Smothers Bros. got starts) So , now that I've given my references please edit your post to address this as your recipe...the lemon peel is a whole lemon peeled curling around rested on the rim after rimming with peel ! Just kidding but true recipe is good bourbon , you'd put rye in a MINT JULEP ??? !!!

Scottish Illusionist ! or DEEP THROAT ?

The Wizard thinks this is a True Nut Case and therefore , qualifies this as truly FUN but Worthless Knowledge , maybe so !!!!!

Susan Boyle - Semi Final 1 - Britains Got Talent 2009 (HQ)

The Wizard truly believes this Lady has one of the most Angelic voices he has ever heard !!!

Kara - Honey MV (english subbed)

WoW.....talk about too sweet....or dirty old man heaen !

West SideStory...2009

GAMBLING ON RETIRING , That's what you are doing in the StockMarket....playin' with Land Sharks !!!

America Gets It Wrong: Kris Allen Wins 'Idol' - Reality Rocks#postcomment#postcomment

America Gets It Wrong: Kris Allen Wins 'Idol' - Reality Rocks

From The Wizard's friend (AE) Santa in Phuket....

I'm making my list of all those people who really got this wrong , for the wrong reason ! Santa also thought Allison deserved to be there...both ADAM & Allison will still have careers , I too think bigger then Kris....I also would like to say the JUDGES SAVE , Santa believes may have screwed both Adam and Allison ,with Danny's spot also influenced by the save later....It was a entertaining show finale , more Top13 participation then previous shows ( most likely to get ready for the tour earlier too! ) Speakin' of TOP13 , what a wise move to add #13 ( especially with "Slumdog Millionaire's'sucess at that time)

Did everyone see Simon's disappointment in Kris's name being announced as Winner of AMIDOL '09

WWE makes most of Denver Nuggets arena overbooking - NBA - Yahoo! Sports

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WWE makes most of Denver Nuggets arena overbooking - NBA - Yahoo! Sports
So sad yet funny too !

-An especially Eclectic Oldies Video collection !

Music Videos Page One The Wizard was very impressed with the Older Videos from the early days and a few combos of artists you may never have seen the video of , even DEAD-HEADS !!!!!

YouTube - Jabba the Rush: SuperNews!

YouTube - Jabba the Rush: SuperNews! "Smell familiar Princess "

The Stockholm Syndrome Pt. 2 | The Daily Show | Comedy Central

The Stockholm Syndrome Pt. 2 The Daily Show Comedy Central The Wizard believes this was somethin' funny about Socialism , what's wrong with a little socializing....!!!

YouTube - The Death of MTV: SuperNews!

YouTube - The Death of MTV: SuperNews! The Wizard at one time had the real reason for music videos , the music had gotten so bad it needed something to take your mind off of it ! Instead of the Video makin' the music better , it seems the music's made most of the videos worse ....But what do I know , Absolutely Nothin' , Say it again !!!!!

Golf: Carrying The Load

Cigar Aficionado Archives Golf: Carrying The Load

A Good story about the guys on the BAG of the Golf Pros and YES , The Wizard was a golfer once , never a Caddie ( A Pinboy at one time in my youth )! ! !