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Friday, February 03, 2006
A Ken & Barbie Story !
Barbies
A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it s his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the sales girl how much the Barbie's are.
The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95,
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95,
Shopping Barbie: $19.95,
Surfer Barbie: $19.95,
Disco Barbie: $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's furniture,
Ken's jewelry,
Ken's money,
Ken's computer,
and Ken’s best friend...
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