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Thursday, November 10, 2005

PASTA DIET


IT REALLY WORKS !!

1) You walk pasta da bakery.

2) You walk pasta da candy store.

3) You walk pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4) You walk pasta da table.

5) You walk pasta da fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND......CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heartattacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heartattacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewerheart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewerheart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparentlywhat kills you !!!

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