A man goes into the unemployment office in New York to look at job openings on the bulletin board.
Since there aren't many jobs it doesn't take him long. Then, just as he's on his way out, he spots something.
"Wanted," it says, "Single man, willing to travel, must have own scissors. $1500 per day, guaranteed, plus company car and all expenses paid."
Well, it sounds a bit too good to be true, but he makes a note and walks up at the counter. "I'd like to apply for this job," he says, "reference number E/784/B46."
"Oh, that one," says the clerk. "It's a model agency right here in New York. They're looking for a pubic hair snipper."
"The agency supplies girls who model underwear and bathing suits. Before they go on the catwalk, they'd report to you and you would inspect them carefully and snip off any wisp of pubic hairs showing. It pays well, but there are a few drawbacks. It involves quite a lot of travel. The Bahamas, Tahiti, Paris, London... that sort of thing."
"I reckon I could learn to live with all that," says the fellow. "I'd really like to apply for the job."
The clerk shrugs and says, "OK, here's an application form and a bus ticket to Portland."
"Portland"!!!! What do I wanna go to Portland for?"
"Well," says the clerk, "that's where the end of the application line is, at the moment !!!"