Do you know who is in the highest position in the World?

Who do you think it is ?




China's Premier? No!





Ex-President George Bush? NO!





President Barack Obama? NO!





UN Secretary General? NO!





Pope Benedict? NO!


Russia's Putin? No!




Wonder No Longer...

Babu Sassi, a fearless young man from southern India is the cult hero of Dubai's army of construction workers. Known as the "Indian on the top of the world", Babi is the crane operator at the world's tallest building , the 819-meter Burj Dubai. His office, the cramped crane cab perched on top of the Burj, is also his home. Apparently it takes too long to come down to the ground each day to make it worthwhile. When the building is completed, its elevators will be the world's fastest. Stories about his daily dalliance with death are discussed in revered terms by Dubai's workers. Some say he has been up there for more than a year, others whisper that he's paid 30,000 dirhams ($8,168) a month compared with the average wage of 800 dirhams a month. All agree he's worth it.

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Talk about " A Question of Balance"....I hope this guy wears a parachute...if anyone remembers in some past movies , American Indians doing construction work in very high places , were always portrayed as the no-fear of heights specialists....well here's an India Indian whose really freakin' amazin'& Nuts !!!!

Good ideas....you be the judge ???

Thought you might like this...

Just when you thought all the good ideas were taken!

Which are the Wizard's Top 3....out of the 10....the first person to guess it right , wins two tickets....so put your comments and answers below and you too could be a winner....!!!!

No one ever in a sexual relationship with

The Wizard ,are

eligible for anything but another Menage et trois !

Now you can acurately meet each other

half - way , that's always a good idea !!!!


TEE OR TEA TIME ,that is the question ???

The Animal Odd Couple

It's just too damn sweet !!!!

Sportster by EV Rider | 1800wheelchair.com

Sportster by EV Rider 1800wheelchair.com As soon as I get the big winner in the lottery , The Wizard will be stylin' in this ride......!!!!

From my ex wife , I wonder why ???

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act
she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his
bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health day!
You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend.

I just did .

The Wizard wonders why It took so long for her to realize , just because I'm crazy , it don't mean I'm nuts !!!

Everyone concentrates on the problems in the
U.S. A. ! ; lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery,
alligators attacking people in Florida .....Not me.
I concentrate on solutions for the problems.
It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?

Yes!
Think about this one:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...

It creates a hostile work environment!!!

Pam Gives Hef a real Birthday Su'prise !

Click the words (Adults Only)below to see video :

ADULTS ONLY XXX Well it's just a naked woman walkin' 'bout in her B'day Suit on Hef's Birthday ! ( What's new s about that !!! ).....If your not 18 an alarm will go off !!!!!

Alaskan Clydesdale

Only in Alaska ....... This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home.... impressive!

The Wizard thinks this Moose is well fed&bred , just like most male species in the animal kingdom....excep[ for humans !!!

The Cars We Drove In The 50s & 60s

The Cars We Drove In The 50s & 60s A very cool ! look back into the cars & the tunes , The Wizard had a '57 Merc'....a real junker in '65 !!!

Wild pets video

Wild pets video The Wizard went to look at a different video , While exploring I found some funny stuff....even the one I first looked at....but this was pretty funny !!!!

Levon Helm Studios Home

Levon Helm Studios Home

A legend and a very nice man...met him at the famous strike Mardi Gras with his RCO All-Stars minus Paul Butterfield......I wrote earlier in this blog about meeting Butterfield in Steamboat Springs , during my Producer days...and my restaurant Giovanni's ....The extra link here is to a great R&R story....,.about R&R and Levon's Roots !!!!!

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0375629/bio Read this !!!!!

Dion - I Wonder Why

Wow....last time I saw Dion was about 40 years ago , glad hes sill rockin the Doo-Wop

Phuket International BLUES ROCK festival! - February 19-22, 2009

Phuket International BLUES ROCK festival! - February 19-22, 2009

The 44 Places to Go in 2009 - Interactive Graphic - NYTimes.com

The 44 Places to Go in 2009 - Interactive Graphic - NYTimes.com
I already live at one......and I got 30 to go , how many you got ?

The Daily Beast

The Daily Beast Very worthless....you think ?

The 'Y' Generation

The Silent Generation... people born between 1925 and 1945.


The Baby Boomers... people born between 1946 and 1964.

Generation X... people born between 1965 and 1982

Generation Y... people born between 1983 and 1997
. Why do we call the last group of people Generation Y?
.
I had no idea until I saw this cartoon explanation!

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Now I understand.

Alan King Classic

Thanks , DD......A funny but true , fact of wife !!!!

Señor Wences Gag with Chicken

One of The Wizard's favorite ventriloquists!!!!!

how to hide your weed from the police | Archived | College Being

how to hide your weed from the police Archived College Being

"Ok...pay attention Rookies"......Quote from a police trainer . when showing this video !

A Meal To Die For Video - CBSNews.com

A Meal To Die For Video - CBSNews.com Ah ! The Good Old Days !!!

Best OJ Joke !

One day in the future, O J Simpson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a few folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.'

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over;he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.'

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was George W. Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time. 'No, this is no good. I've got this problem with my shoulder I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,' commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door.

Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can handle this.'

The devil smiled and said . . . .

(This is priceless)

'OK, Monica, you're free to go.'

How Beer Works.....one view !

http://mithuro.com/presscuefiles/january/beer_goggle.swf

Overdue recognition !

OVERDUE
In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one owned not by him but by the taxpayers. A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained security specialists will insulate him from the rest of us but the mere fact that this man will be residing in this house should make us all stop and count or blessings - because it proves that we live in a nation where anything is possible.
Many believed this day would never come. Most of us hoped and prayed that it would, but few of us actually believed we would live to see it. Racism is an ugly thing in all of it's forms and there is little doubt that if this man had moved into this house fifteen years ago, there would have been a great outcry - possibly even rioting in the streets.
Today, we can all be both grateful and proud that no such mayhem will take place when this man takes up residency in this house.
This man, moving into this house at this time in our nation's history is much more than a simple change of addresses for him - it is proof of a change in our attitude as a nation. It is an amends of sorts - the righting of a great wrong. It is a symbol of our growth, and of our willingness to "judge a man, not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character".
There can be little doubt now that the vast majority of us truly believe that this man has earned both his place in history and his new address. His time in this house will not be easy - it will be fraught with danger and he will face many challenges. I am sure there will be many times when he asks himself how in the world he ended up here and like all who have gone before him, the experience will age him greatly.
But I for one will not waste an ounce of worry for his sake - because in every way a man can, he asked for this. His whole life for the past fifteen years appears to have been inexorably leading this man toward this house. It is highly probable that that in the past, despite all of his actions, racism would have kept this man out of this house. Today, I thank the lord above that I am an American and that I live in a nation where wrongs are righted, where justice matters and where truly anything is possible.
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And just whom did you think I was talking about. .....The Juice gets squeezed , why did he self - destruct....I met him once & he seemed like a good person !

Uncle Jay Explains: Year-end! 12-22-08

How to caulkit .......double entendre !

The link will show some more Double Entendre !!!

http://www.bongonews.com/layout1.php?event=3224

Trippin the Sixties

Trippin the Sixties I may have blogged Barry before , but he's a legend ! still out there ridin' the winds , he deserves it !!!!

New Year's Day: Celebrate every month of the year!

New Year's Day: Celebrate every month of the year!

INKHEART - Official Movie Website

INKHEART - Official Movie Website

This looks very cool .....I know alot of people put Brendan Fraser down , but he has done a good share of very entertaining movies , I'm not big on his serious roles like MONKEY BONE !!!