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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Fire ! Fire !! Fire !!!

Dedicated to the Greatest Firefighters in the World...... Fire Departments of the *USA !!!*

*One dark night outside a small town near Elizabeth , New Jersey** **a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of aneye it exploded into massive flames.The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene,the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said,"All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant.They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department thatbrings them out intact."But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation becamedesperate.As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now$100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secretfiles.From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came intosight.It was the nearby Sherman-Brooks Jewish rural township volunteer firecompanycomposed mainly of Jewish, ultra-orthodox men over the age of 65.To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared rightpast all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of theinferno.Outside, the other firemen watched as the Hasidic old timers jumped offright in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.It was a performance and effort never seen before.Within a short time, the Hasidic old timers had extinguished the fireand had saved the secret formulas.The grateful chemical company president announced that for such asuperhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000,and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film,asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?""Oy Vey !" said Moishe Goldberg, the 70-year-old fire chief,"Da first thing we gonna do is fix da brakes on dat freakin' truck!"*

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