A Catholic joke , I'm a Catholic so don't get upset !

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a
loose woman.
The priest asked, "Is that you, Johnny
Parisi?



Yes, Father it is.


And who was the woman you were with?

I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina
Minetti?

I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?

I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capeli ?

I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight
lipped,

Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned

and have to atone. You cannot attend church services

for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino
slides over and whispers, What'd you get?

Johnny says, "Four months vacation and five good
leads."