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Monday, January 16, 2006


Bill Maher's closing bit the other night on , HBO:
"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more> money to spend -- you used up all of that. You can't start another war> because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your> term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen> to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's> speaking to you. Mission accomplished!>> "Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and> walk away.. Like you did with your military service and the oil company> and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next> fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're> saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve> yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do.> There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts.> Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to> Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.>> "But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern> like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that> you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like> a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded> an entire city to rising water and snakes.>> "On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four> airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon, and the City of> New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love> this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were> on the other side.>> "So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' "

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