Department of Political discourse from the White House
In our political party, we will accomplish our promises.
Only morons can believe that
we won't fight against corruption.
Because something is certain for us:
honesty and transparency are fundamental to achieve our goal.
We will demonstrate that is very stupid to believe that
the mafia will be part of the government as in the past.
We can guarantee, beyond any doubt that
social justice will be the main goal of our mandate.
Even though, there are people stupid enough to imagine
that we could carry on governing
with old political trickery
When we will be in power, we will do everything to make sure that
privileged situations and influential traffic will be put to an end.
We won't permit in any way that
our children starve to death.
We will accomplish our intentions, even if
our economy will go down the drain
we will use the power until
you will understand that from now on
we represent the "New Politics of George W. Bush."
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