Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates
'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates'
YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE
Now you can invest in the future of America by investing in my future.( The Wizard doesn't want to go back and have to get welfare , in that respect it would help America , I guess ! ) You can 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates.' When you do your part to 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates' you insure the future of America for your self and your children. Your contribution enables me to invest in stocks, bonds and other securities that cause growth and development in the business sector, which in turn creates jobs, increasing the tax base thereby lowering the national debt. Your non-TAX DEDUCTIBLE contribution could be responsible for eliminating the national debt. Now, I realize that a lot of people use sex, nudity, Pornography, lewd, crude, and lascivious means to lure you to their web-sites. ( It always worked for me , in both ways ! )However, you will not see any naked women or naked men engaging in deviant sexual practices on this page. Just good old Republican greed with a little bit of Democratic' share the wealth' (with me) mentality thrown in for good measure.( I'll go Independant on this ploy ! ) When you 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates' you are also helping the global community by allowing me to travel to foreign countries and exotic locations. Thereby boosting the economy of the struggling nations that I visit.( I'm all for this one , when I feel good! ) How can your contribution make a difference? Simple. If just one person sends me $46,600,000,001 it's done I'm "Richer than Bill Gates." Or if 46.6 people send me $1,000,000,000; I could probably come up with the other dollar and hey I'm 'Richer than Bill Gates.' I think you can see how this can work, even if it takes 46.6000,000,001 people sending $1.00. 'I'm Richer Than Bill Gates.' Together we can make this happen. If everyone does his or her part we can 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates.' Now, I don't expect you to 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates' just for the warm feeling that comes from helping a fellow human being, the United States of America, and the global community. That's why I have put together the following incentive plan. Contribute at the $46,600,000,001 level and you become My Friend For Life: with the appropriate plaques and letters of recognition. Contribute at the $1,000,000,000 level and you become My New Best Friend. Contribute between $1,000,000 and $999.999.999 and we can Pal Around when you come into town. And that's not all... anyone who makes a non-TAX DEDUCTIBLE contribution of any kind and who gives me their e-mail address will get a special thank you which will include a file that when opened and properly executed can provide you and your family with many hours of wholesome entertainment and amaze your easily amused friends. Cash, Checks, gold bullion, bearer bonds, loose jewels, or anything of value easily converted will be accepted. All contributions are non-TAX DEDUCTIBLE. No guarantee is stated or implied that I will actually ever be 'Richer Than Bill Gates.' All contributions become the non-returnable property of Jim Denison. This document is a parody and not to be taken seriously: Unless, you intend to contribute to the 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates Fund.' In which case; I will take you seriously, even if nobody else will. Checks and all other contributions should be made payable to:
( The Wizard gives you his address and his tale to this story , well my side of it anyway , and BTW , all may visit and hang-out anytime with or without contributing....a good person is all that's required to be The Wizard's pal !! )
c/o ROYAL CROWN HOTEL
31 NANAI ROAD- APT.#4
Now if you decide to hit the link to this site , you 'll see The Wizard copied this person's letter requesting the same thing written above but changing who to send the contributions to . I also have to decline any credit card method of contibuting , but you could buy me gift certificates at Amazon.com..........use my link below !
Truth be known I don't want to be richer then , let us say a major sports personality but not as much as Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan.....actually I probably won't even do most of the stuff the original writer of the piece said he'd do if you made him richer then the other Bill.
It's not that I wouldn't like to , its just that I don't get around much anymore ( good name for a song , if there wasn't one already ). No I just would like to get as much as it would take to keep up my present lifestyle with some medical care expenses thrown in , so I might last longer.....like I said at my 50th B'Day " If I'd known I was gonna live this long , I'd have taken better care of myself !!!!!"