THE MANSONG

This is a silly little ditty ( from my pal SAL) Which once again , is a fun piece in the battle of the sexes !!!
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You may not know that many non-living things have a gender
.
For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.


2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttons are pushed.

3) Tire - Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air
component.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be
Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd
be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right
buttons to push, he keeps trying.