CLEVER RE-WORDING

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. I got it from my pal SAL.Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait until you see the last one)
DORMITORYWhen you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMERWhen you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYESWhen you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSHWhen you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINESWhen you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTSWhen you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA(When you rearrange the letters, with no letters left over and using each letter only once)TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! Oh Sure SAL !!!!