Yahoo! Mail - bigbill947@yahoo.comThe Wizard just got this from Gary B. in HK, I do remember these days well , maybe !!!
LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy ..
... you just hoped nobody ever found out
WELCOME , I am the great and all-powerful WIZARD OF ROCK AND ROLL , WTF ,are you ? Worthless Knowledge is my Forte ! All my Heroes are Sandwiches! The WIZARD accepts donations ! THE WIZARD's Best piece of Free Advice is : "Always make sure the fornicating you're getting ! Is worth,the fornicating you're getting !
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