WELCOME , I am the great and all-powerful WIZARD OF ROCK AND ROLL , WTF ,are you ? Worthless Knowledge is my Forte ! All my Heroes are Sandwiches! The WIZARD accepts donations ! THE WIZARD's Best piece of Free Advice is : "Always make sure the fornicating you're getting ! Is worth,the fornicating you're getting !
Thursday, December 24, 2009
How to type upside down text and letters on the web
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
A doggy Christmas surprise -from Hungry !
The Wizard sends this out to all you Doggie lovers , and Brenda Lee's great Christmas tune !!!!!
Monday, December 07, 2009
Friday, December 04, 2009
Light To Unite
Jeff Peckman "Real" Alien Fox News
This relates to the above story , The Wizard wish they'd land on the White House lawn !!!
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
When all else fails, do it the intellectual way!
A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do
with the money.
The first does a total make-over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make-up
and buys several new outfits,
then dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this
to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs,
some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts,
she tells him that she has spent
all the money on him
because she loves him so much
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5,000
and reinvests the remainder
in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save
for their future
because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time
about what each woman had done
with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent
on breast implants
and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer' s research.
This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population
with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection
of what to do with either of them.
If you don't send this
to five OLD friends right away
there will be five fewer people
laughing in the world!
A little Austrian town...have u been here , all you World Travelers ?
The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign !
Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.
Is the dumb village idiot called a Fucking Idiot?
Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.
Is the dumb village idiot called a Fucking Idiot?
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
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