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A VERY TIMELY COMEDIENNE!!!!

Swine flu: fears of pandemic rise as Mexico death toll reaches 80 | World news | guardian.co.uk

Swine flu: fears of pandemic rise as Mexico death toll reaches 80 World news guardian.co.uk Not an alert as yet , The Wizard has been reading some CDC stuff , and they recommend Tamiflu , if you get it , but used in first two days...so if you sneeze , well you'll have 47 hrs. to decide whether to get to a Doctor or eating their recommended medicine...wonder who makes this stuff , time to buy their stock....BTW , my deepest sympathy for those chosen to RIP , their families must really be chilled by this ! Also BEWARE of the conspiracy theory nuts !!!

Just a coincidence , or worthless knowledge ???

The Wizard will let you decide...or is it KISMET !!!

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I hadn't been to view my profile stats in months , but seeing a fellow bloggers profile , reminded me too see how many folks had viewed mine...

well, Im getting a lottery ticket with a few of these numbers....if I had played 69 in last 3 years , I'd have won 6 or 7 times .....but 004 , will win something......!!!

In the beginning there is The ART of SEX !

Well , it's more to it then SEX but...it seems to grow out from it , wouldn't The Wizard say so , if not so , whatta you feel ???

Now these Questions are they Worthless Knowledge....

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
IIf electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? f cDo the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
oWhy did you just try singing the two songs above?
rnWhy do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your buTT?
_____________________________________ oil is made frDid you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? om corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
did you hum the two songs?

DON'T HONK AT OLD PEOPLE !

Patience is the lesson !!!

Invade New Zealand

Invade New Zealand

Hit the links on this post and catch a very clever clip , The Wizard hopes KS in Kiwi-land sees it !!!!

New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival | April 24 - 26 & April 30 - May 3, 2009

I bumped it up , this is one of the best music experiences , The Wizard ever had....along with the other 10 or so years I attended and the other , other musical times ie: Performing in HAIR at the Tidewater Dinner Theater , so get yourself down to N'Awlins , 40th Anniversary ?.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival April 24 - 26 & April 30 - May 3, 2009 The Wizard does know what it means to miss NEW ORLEANS , especially at Jazz Fest Time...this is when you will meet anybody & everybody just eatin' good foods and laissez les bon temps rouler....anyone need a companion or two to go with , if your buyin' , I'm Flyin' ....always remember "you can't put a price on a Good Time !!!!!!!!!!

Meghan McCain: 'Old School Republicans are Scared Shitless' | Drudge Retort

Meghan McCain: 'Old School Republicans are Scared Shitless' Drudge Retort

The Wizard finds this a bit touching !!!

DioGuardi on being `Idol' judge: It's not easy

DioGuardi on being `Idol' judge: It's not easy

The Wizard doesn't think it fair to be judging Kara in her first year , to join 3 people who have been a tight and cranky group for 8 years , ain't easy...but she looks like she's havin' fun !!!!

Revenge is a dish best served COOL !

The Wizard says PUN INTENDED !!!

Dispute Between Neighbours

A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height.

The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property.

Mark didn’t like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate.

When they went to Mark’s home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found ....


The Local Authority said the vents can stay since there is no planning law referring to shutter design.

Mass. ME rules Fidrych's death an accident - MLB - Yahoo! Sports

Mass. ME rules Fidrych's death an accident - MLB - Yahoo! Sports: "Mark Fidrych"RIP ! tHE bIRD , Mark was one of the freshest breaths of air , when Baseball was too stuffy , he cleaned the air....how exciting he was on the mound...just like his baseball career , too short a life also .!!!!!

Largest Dead Snake ever found ....Awesome !!!

This should not be viwed by squeamish people !!!!

Medicinal Marijuana is On Fire | Drudge Retort

Medicinal Marijuana is On Fire Drudge Retort God Blessings are always mis-used by someone , but good people in need and many people get misled by the people who want POT kept illegal...keep those prices high....not just the people who need to fight the nausea.....not the people who live in chronic pain and God forbid you should ever have it....if not for my personal beliefs , I do understand how Hunter Thompson did himself , to get away from pain that won't stop.....there is a need for this help and instead of destroying our Hemp Farmers and Pot growers , its time for the Grays to get demonstrating , cause the Boomers are comin' !!!!!

LEAP - Law Enforcement Against Prohibition - Cops Say Legalize Drugs

LEAP - Law Enforcement Against Prohibition - Cops Say Legalize Drugs

Says it all !!!!!

FOX News Says Marijuana Activists are "Internet Trolls" | Stop the Drug War (DRCNet)

FOX News Says Marijuana Activists are "Internet Trolls" Stop the Drug War (DRCNet) Hope you don't need it someday Mr. Murdoch....or do you like most hypocrits , have a hidden agenda behind keeping something that aids people with theit illnesses...if you don't think so , you got enough money , fund a non-bias medical study , and live with the results that we both know they'll find !!!

Have you read MINORML's latest pamphlet yet?

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New Orleans Jazz Fest – NOLA.com

New Orleans Jazz Fest – NOLA.com: "New Orleans Jazz Fest" This is a good spot for Jazz Fest news and schedules....!!!!!

Thai protesters encircled - Los Angeles Times

Thai protesters encircled - Los Angeles Times

More stories from the front...!

George (georgebkk) on Twitter

George (georgebkk) on Twitter The Wizard only posts political stuff in Thailand to keep friends who visit regularly , as updated on the situation in Bkk , since Phuket rarely gets involved , but the airport closing hurt the poor more then anyone , 'cause now , alot of tourim & related jobs are being lost , not only in Bkk but here ,there and everywhere in Thailand...so this guy has a whole lot of stories , just the stuff you people seeking knowledge , need to know ! As for the Wizard , I much prefer jokes then people like Toxin , who's a joke....see his CNN interview in next post !

Men!!!

These are for all The Ladies !!!

Finally a Magazine for Married Men !

Landon & The Cue !

Now this young man truly has Wizard of the Cue written into his future , Minnesota Fats watch out for this young hustler !!!!

AskWoody.com

AskWoody.com A fellow Phuket resident , if your a fan of the Dummies line of the how to books-computer stuff , you might recognize this author ! One thing for sure , if you stop in at his website you'll find the opposite of what my forte is...give it a try !!!!!

Travian Review: A Free Massive Multi Player War Game - Associated Content

Travian Review: A Free Massive Multi Player War Game - Associated Content I joined , but just don't have the time it would take to be a virtual leader !!!

Top 13 Contestants - Season 8 - American Idol

Top 13 Contestants - Season 8 - American Idol The Wizard waited to see a few weeks , now only 8 and I've made my final 2 picks......but I actually like one or two others but my 1st & 2nd are the 2 pix......Plus , why did they pick a 13th contestant.....comment what you think, and see if you agree wth my reasoning.....Slum Dog Millionaire and Anook seemed like a connection being it was Best Pic and good timing....lots of Indian people voting now? You think ! BTW , Slum dog is a great movie and Anook has a great voice !!!!!

Oh ! Those Crazy Japanese , what will they come up with next !!!

The Wizard loves classical music...but I believe this Nude Orchestra , interferes with my hearing...I can't hear The Wizard's Lady Flower ( Dokmai ) yelling at me to turn the sound down ! or was that off , I was too busy watching the music or is that watchin' the girls , Blow those horns.....a newd way of introducin' some folks to the Classical genres !!!
Adults only please....nothin' lewd just nude ....XXX Thirty not Dirty ,Nude not Crude !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Woodstock : Joe Cocker

Joe Cocker Hard for the Wizard to believe this was 40yrs. ago !!!!!

This is incredible : Inside the space station !!!

The Wizard thanks Robert Larry for this great video...!!!!!

Yucck on-line dating !

Prevent & Diagnose Upper Respiratory Viruses in Your Cat | Expert Village Videos

Prevent & Diagnose Upper Respiratory Viruses in Your Cat Expert Village Videos The Wizard & the misses being cat people , felt like sharing these good tips on how to take care of your pussies !!!!! meowww!

The Assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.

RIP......a truly righteous human being , I shook his hand in Alabama in 1965 !!!!!

As MAXWELL SMART use to say: "Would YOU Believe" ???

All the Gold that's in Fort Knox

...Sure has taken on a whole new meanin' after viewing this video...The Wizard

The Lunaticcs run this asylum !

They don't tell you that this is the only room in Ft.Knox , that has anything left....just kidding....I'm so sorry I didn't buy my Flower ( Dokmai in Thai ) Gold Jewelry over the last 10 years ,We'd be rich , I told her this and she said " What you mean WE , BB " !!!!!