Penguins
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will
mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other
Members of the family and social circle have been
Known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial
Wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for
The dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle
Around the fresh grave and sing:
Down by the old mill stream , where we first met you.....
"Then they kick him in the ice hole."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you ?????
It's so easy to fool us old people !!! Speak for myself !
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