WELCOME , I am the great and all-powerful WIZARD OF ROCK AND ROLL , WTF ,are you ? Worthless Knowledge is my Forte ! All my Heroes are Sandwiches! The WIZARD accepts donations ! THE WIZARD's Best piece of Free Advice is : "Always make sure the fornicating you're getting ! Is worth,the fornicating you're getting !
HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!!
A good time to all of you ghosts , goblins , gouhls ,
and the rest of you run of the mill monsters in general .
The Wizard wishes you a hell of a good time !
May you get all the treats without playing any nasty little tricks.....remember a wise man or a rabbitt once said " Tricks are for kids........"!!!!!
BOO!
Police 2006 Nude Calendar
The all nude police officer calendar for 2006 is now available!
The all nude police officer calendar for 2006 comes in an all-male and an all-female version for only $8.95, (plus $3.45 for shipping &handling). $5.00 from each sale goes to the National Police Officer Memorial Fund.
All pictures show full frontal nudity, for both female and males. Just click on the menu to select which one you want to preview.
They are available for sale on the site -- the calendars, not the officers.
Click on the site below to view all 12 (24) totally nude police officers.
Somewhere near Rochester, New York, Ed set out to bag his buck at 5:30 a.m. By 11:30 a.m., he was exhausted and hungry--and still no buck. At 12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed guards the remains of his lunch while a passerby snaps a quiet photo while trying not to startle the deer with a belly laugh . .
Thank goodness Bambi was spared !!!
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your ass good-bye.
Have A Nice Day & Be Careful With Your Donkey !!!
