Gin Blossoms The Wizard sometimes lapses into a non-musical assault at his blogging....but while listening to his DMX radio station last nite , he was reminded of one of the more recent bands to get his foot tapping along to the tunes.....!!!!
WELCOME , I am the great and all-powerful WIZARD OF ROCK AND ROLL , WTF ,are you ? Worthless Knowledge is my Forte ! All my Heroes are Sandwiches! The WIZARD accepts donations ! THE WIZARD's Best piece of Free Advice is : "Always make sure the fornicating you're getting ! Is worth,the fornicating you're getting !
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Gin Blossoms
Gin Blossoms The Wizard sometimes lapses into a non-musical assault at his blogging....but while listening to his DMX radio station last nite , he was reminded of one of the more recent bands to get his foot tapping along to the tunes.....!!!!
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Judy Garland's or Dorothy's Famed Ruby Slippers Stolen - Yahoo! News
Judy Garland's Famed Ruby Slippers Stolen - Yahoo! News
Could it be a new wicked witch or someone who believes they should be the property of Munchkinland !!!
Test for Dementia !
THE WIZARD loves these tests or games , try this one from my pal SAL !!!
THE WIZARD considers the subject of Dementia , a very serious disability , and in no way means this post to be anything but informative !!!!
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question.To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again
Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
Monday, August 29, 2005
Sunday, August 28, 2005
ETonMTV: The MTV VMA's: The Show Will Go On
ETonMTV: The MTV VMA's: The Show Will Go On The Wizard still believes that the reason for videos is most music is so eh! you gotta have somethin' to watch , cause there ain't much to listen to !!!
Taquitos.net's World of Potato Chips and Snack Food
THE WIZARD considers his largeness to be a gourmet munchie nosher.....like these cheese blintzes or a NY Cheesecake.....or a great frank or a knish (potato please).....but what meets all of both sides needs is a great P-I-Z-Z-A !!!!!
I don't know about the flavored pretzels , but best in any size , shape or flour type !!!!!
Taquitos.net's World of Potato Chips and Snack Food You might say that this is the munchies fanatic or heavy Doobie brothers , site !!!!
I don't know about the flavored pretzels , but best in any size , shape or flour type !!!!!Taquitos.net's World of Potato Chips and Snack Food You might say that this is the munchies fanatic or heavy Doobie brothers , site !!!!
Saturday, August 27, 2005
BROKEN AXEL VS. OTHER BAND MEMBERS
Axl Rose Sued by Former Bandmates
Fri Aug 26,12:09 PM ET
LOS ANGELES - Two former members of the rock band Guns N' Roses have sued frontman
Axl Rose for allegedly naming himself sole administrator of the group's copyrights.
The suit was filed Aug. 17 in federal court by Slash and Duff, otherwise known as Saul Hudson and Michael McKagan. It accuses Rose of profiting from their revenue shares to the tune of about $500,000 a year.
The suit claims Rose directed the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers to send all publishing royalties to his publishing company, bypassing the band's other partners.
Rose is "suffering an apparent attack of arrogance and ego. He is no longer willing to acknowledge the contributions of his former partners and bandmates in having created some of rock's greatest hits," the suit said.
Rose's attorney, Howard Weitzman, said the singer had asked to receive only his portion of royalties, and that the overpayment was due to a clerical error by the society. He said Rose had returned the extra funds to the organization.
Guns N' Roses formed in the mid-1980s and recorded such hit songs as "Welcome to the Jungle," "Paradise City" and "Sweet Child o' Mine."
Hudson and McKagan filed a suit against Rose last year, alleging the singer had wrongly claimed ownership of the group's assets after he quit the group in 1995. It also claimed that Rose had blocked Hudson and McKagan from licensing the band's recordings to movie producers. The case is pending.
Rose is the only member of the band who retains the right to perform under the Guns N' Roses name. Hudson and McKagan are now part of the rock band Velvet Revolver.
The Wizard has no respect for Mr. Rose....great music....butt head to his fans !!!!!
The Onion | U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time High
The Onion | U.S. Blowjobless Rate At All-Time HighThe Wizard was amazed at this story on de-flation , found on MY Yahoo, of all plaxes !!!
Friday, August 26, 2005
DOOM !
The ROCK portrays Sarge in DOOM ! The video game's much anticipated movie. The ROCK has definitely been passed the action hero torch from Arnold ( when he walked pass the Rock in the Rundown ) , I wonder if Son of Rambo is on his agenda ? He definitely has the people's eyebrow for it !!!
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Rock Star:INXS
Rock Star:INXS Who's Next....Well the Wizard's daring choices are still in the running as Deanna , got to go home this week , although Marty made the bottom 3 , as did Tai......see below for Wizard's final 3 picks !!!
Take the BrainTerrain Anonymous Online Personality Survey
Take the BrainTerrain Anonymous Online Personality Survey Those of you who like surveys and a chance to win a gift certificate from Amazon.com might go to this TOURBUS link !
The World in Only Pictures !!
Only in China ,Only in Hawaii , Only in India , Only in Mexico , Only in Texas , Only In Thailand and last, but not least , Only In America ! Do you know which is which , or which one is where ???
ROCK STAR...INXS....THE WIZARD' S OPINION !
The gang's all here !
Arrogant enuff !
The best shot !
MAY GO SOLO BIG TIME !ROCK STAR...INXS....THE WIZARD' S OPINION !When THE WIZARD was wandering in space trying to figure OUT his post on this week's Rock Star...INXS,show I had just watched , I somehow created a blog with the title above.....I just used it as a link to here.....it just didn't appeal to make it the Wizard's home for worthless knowledge.
So to get back to my opinion , the 3 pics in this post are my finalists and a lady goes home tonite or this morn' for moi !!!
Monday, August 22, 2005
GW GETS STAMPED ON !!!!
The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements. In daily use it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing , a special presidential commission has made the following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side !!!
Zapato Productions intradimensional
You won't find the above story.....but Yeti !
I believe this may be the book cover on AFDB !Zapato Productions intradimensionalTHE WIZARD has finally found a site with info on AFDBs.....yes ! those aluminum foil deflector beanies and lots more conspiritorial knowledge , that just might bring you some peace of mind !!!
http://zapatopi.net/mindguard.html
LIMERICKS !
What happens when creative people have great subject matter! The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use the two, words Lewinsky(The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed in the newspaper.
Third place:There once was a girl named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky .'Twas "Hail to the Chief"On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,Since you made such a mess,Use the hem of your dress And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
And the winning entry:Lewinsky and Clinton have shownWhat Kaczynski must surely have known That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown !
This rather nasty collection came to the Wizard by way of " All of ART " !
I looked up the Post and it may or may not be real , I found other links but one was called Jumbo Joke, so laugh but the Post may not be tasteless afterall !!!
Saturday, August 20, 2005
COMMENTS OR EMAIL APPRECIATED !!
No parles-vous !
Those of you , who've got some time to comment or email....The Wizard would love to hear from you , especially worthless knowledge !!!
Friday, August 19, 2005
SCAMMARY !
Just a warning to The Wizard's feminine associates......this guys motives are purely of a deprived nature......he's depraved on the account of he's deprived !!!
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Darwin Awards 2005
These are this year's stupidity, I mean Darwin Award weiners !!
It's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners.
Darwin Award Winners:
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.....
And now,the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his carduring a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbawean busdriver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to betransporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offeredeveryone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers tothe mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit thewould-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out ofthe car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied,"Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings,the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man,frustrated, walked away.A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER!
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motorhome near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admittedto trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motorhome's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
In the interest of bettering human kind please share these with your friends and family ... unless of course one of these 10 individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
AWARD WINNING PHOTOS - CREATE A CAPTION !
THE WIZARD recieved these from my pal Sal.....but he didn't tell me what
awards they won......so you can create a caption for each and win a T-shirt
compliments of RockHard a go-go , the Wizard's real world , well as real as
it gets in Phuket ! , place of enjoyment .The winner , who the Wizard will
be sole judge and jury and executioner of all things pertaining to the
pickin' of , will be posted on September 4th or 5th depending what side of
the world your on.When the winner is posted they can email me where they'd
like it mailed to !!!!!
awards they won......so you can create a caption for each and win a T-shirt
compliments of RockHard a go-go , the Wizard's real world , well as real as
it gets in Phuket ! , place of enjoyment .The winner , who the Wizard will
be sole judge and jury and executioner of all things pertaining to the
pickin' of , will be posted on September 4th or 5th depending what side of
the world your on.When the winner is posted they can email me where they'd
like it mailed to !!!!!
AWARD WINNING PHOTOS - CREATE A CAPTION !
THE WIZARD recieved these from my pal Sal.....but he didn't tell me what
awards they won......so you can create a caption for each and win a T-shirt
compliments of RockHard a go-go , the Wizard's real world , well as real as
it gets in Phuket ! , place of enjoyment .The winner , who the Wizard will
be sole judge and jury and executioner of all things pertaining to the
pickin' of , will be posted on September 4th or 5th depending what side of
the world your on.When the winner is posted they can email me where they'd
like it mailed to !!!!!
awards they won......so you can create a caption for each and win a T-shirt
compliments of RockHard a go-go , the Wizard's real world , well as real as
it gets in Phuket ! , place of enjoyment .The winner , who the Wizard will
be sole judge and jury and executioner of all things pertaining to the
pickin' of , will be posted on September 4th or 5th depending what side of
the world your on.When the winner is posted they can email me where they'd
like it mailed to !!!!!
AWARD WINNING PHOTOS - CREATE A CAPTION !
THE WIZARD recieved these from my pal Sal.....but he didn't tell me what
awards they won......so you can create a caption for each and win a T-shirt
compliments of RockHard a go-go , the Wizard's real world , well as real as
it gets in Phuket ! , place of enjoyment .The winner , who the Wizard will
be sole judge and jury and executioner of all things pertaining to the
pickin' of , will be posted on September 4th or 5th depending what side of
the world your on.When the winner is posted they can email me where they'd
like it mailed to !!!!!
awards they won......so you can create a caption for each and win a T-shirt
compliments of RockHard a go-go , the Wizard's real world , well as real as
it gets in Phuket ! , place of enjoyment .The winner , who the Wizard will
be sole judge and jury and executioner of all things pertaining to the
pickin' of , will be posted on September 4th or 5th depending what side of
the world your on.When the winner is posted they can email me where they'd
like it mailed to !!!!!
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